轉–『老爸的英文情書』

這英文好的還真看不懂阿~~~『老爸的英文情書』……………真的很好笑      摘自台灣日報

老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑得前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！

Dear wang little sister:

From see you one eye, I shit love you. Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again. Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. I think l should introduce myself to you. I call Li big great. Toyear 25. My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. I am a good man, in a big company work. I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; Like Your people

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！

沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔！

全版如下~~~~

Dear wang little sister:
親愛的王小姐：

From see you one eye, I shit love you. Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
自從看到你的第一眼 ，我便愛上你。妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶，我就死去活來。

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我，沒有關係，當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情。

I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。

I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
我叫李大偉，今年 25。
( 今天是today，那麼今年就是toyear。至於偉就翻成great吧！)

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人：爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 

I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。

I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧！否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生。(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光，嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字，也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )

Like Your people
喜歡妳的人

＊原來做早操的英文是
make early fuck……

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